Battle of the SEXES..

I was thinking.. which sex BETTER OFF.. ok ok.. there may be no such thing but wat are the good and bad of both sexes.. Lets weigh it out..

PRO + MALE>>

1. less fashion fuss.. guys can always look "YUM" in wearing just a crisp white t- shirt and a pair of slacks..
2. fashion for formal events.. all they need is a different shirt!! guys can wear the same suit for years and no one can tell... hmph! Summore no need for make-up artists or hairdressers.. a shower, a lil gel and they are ready to go.. haiya..
3. guys are easy going.. friendships are laid back.. if all was bad.. a punch in the face, "KE POW" and the next day.. they are still friends.. (i dun get it!.. =P) whilst with girls A LOT of talking and communicating involve with every squabble..
4. guys noe what they want in relationships and go for it..
5. they can open bottles and stuff in a snap.. hardly needing to flex a muscle.. (grumble), they are physically stronger.. (sings:macho macho man.. i wanna be a macho man)
6. lets face it.. they are better then us when it comes to cars and electronic stuff.. sigh..
7. dun have to shave! guys with hair are suppose to be manly.. girls with hair is just gross.. have u tried a wax.. it looks OWw..!
8. it is SO much easier for guys to lose weight! when girls put on a few pounds.. it goes straight to the ass & thighs.. with guys.. it just falls thud to the stomach.. shyt!
9. NO PREGNANCY.. nO LAbOUR PAIN..
10. when they shop.. they shop for what they need whilst we girls buy when there's a discount! (eventhough we dun need it.. blushes)
    

PRO + FEMALE>>

1. We have a lot more types of fashion to explore.. accessories.. heels or flats.. shorts or minis.. hair up or down.. but wich also means more money.. CHA CHING! $$
2. we can scream our heads off or cry our hearts out in movies whilst guys have to "ren" (hold it in) to be uh hum.. MAN!!
3. we are are more emotionally sensitive towards most issues
4. we can hold hands with other girls in public and not to be called gay.. haha.. actually.. i dun get this one.. y can't guys hold hands if girls can??
5. we care too much.. every word.. every feeling.. is that a pro or con?
6. LADIES NIGHT..! free entry to clubs!
7. maternal leave..
8. spend less in the WOOING process.. (where the guy courts the girl)

GASP!!.. i just realized i could come up with more pros at being a guy then being a gurl..

DE DE DE DUM! ..

mebbe i haVE sum sort of secret desire to be a dude.. shudders.. Feel free to expand the list and see which sex is better off?.. heheh..